1 00:00:09,599 --> 00:00:11,119 Come on. Artie. 2 00:00:18,719 --> 00:00:20,640 Artie, I gotta... 3 00:00:20,719 --> 00:00:22,719 What the fuck, man ?! What are you doin' ? 4 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:24,399 - I'm sorry. - You're a weirdo. 5 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:26,399 What the fuck are you doin' in my house ? Come on. 6 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:30,399 - I let myself in. I still have a key. - You don't just let yourself in. 7 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:33,320 This is my fuckin' house ! Are you tryin' to give me a heart attack ? 8 00:00:33,399 --> 00:00:35,560 I'm sorry, man. I don't... I live here. 9 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:37,759 I don't have anywhere to go, Artie. 10 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:40,600 It was either this or the Port Authority. 11 00:00:40,679 --> 00:00:43,039 But what are you doin' here ? Why are you here ? 12 00:00:43,119 --> 00:00:45,159 I was fired, okay ? I was fired. 13 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:48,000 You were fired already ? That's amazing. You got an edge to ya. 14 00:00:48,079 --> 00:00:49,960 Want happened ? How'd you get fired already ? 15 00:00:50,039 --> 00:00:51,439 - I was doing warm-up for Rachael Ray. - Right. 16 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:52,640 - I go out. - Yeah ? 17 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:56,359 - Regular crowd. I'm cookin'... - You're cooking ? 18 00:00:56,439 --> 00:00:59,200 There's an older woman, and I messed with her. 19 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:01,320 - I did some blue material. - Right. 20 00:01:01,399 --> 00:01:03,200 It was Rachael Ray's mom. 21 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:06,519 You messed with Rachael Ray's mom ? That sounds hilarious. 22 00:01:06,599 --> 00:01:09,200 And they yelled at me and I'm fired. 23 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:12,359 And I don't have my job anymore, and I'm back at your house. 24 00:01:12,439 --> 00:01:14,159 Yeah, I got the rundown. 25 00:01:14,239 --> 00:01:17,280 Maybe give a man a heads up if the mother of the star of the show 26 00:01:17,359 --> 00:01:19,799 is gonna be in the audience. It's on them. 27 00:01:19,879 --> 00:01:23,359 Listen, I got news for ya. I can't have this shit in my house, okay ? 28 00:01:23,439 --> 00:01:25,159 - I told you that. - I'm gonna finish it. 29 00:01:25,239 --> 00:01:27,719 You're not gonna finish it. I'm takin' this the fuck outa here. 30 00:01:27,799 --> 00:01:29,640 Artie, you can't have this. 31 00:01:29,719 --> 00:01:31,400 It's Mike's Hard Lemonade. You're an alcoholic. 32 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:33,719 Dude, I'm an alcoholic. I'm not Hannah Montana. 33 00:01:33,799 --> 00:01:35,120 What the fuck ? I can handle it. 34 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:37,799 Artie, Hannah Montana would drink Mike's Hard Lemonade, 35 00:01:37,879 --> 00:01:40,560 because we've let her slip into Miley Cyrus. 36 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:44,040 She used to be Hannah Montana. She used to be pure. 37 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:47,359 She used to be golden light, and now she's out there lickin' poles, 38 00:01:47,439 --> 00:01:51,000 and children at the Teens Choice Awards get a look right at her vagina. 39 00:01:51,079 --> 00:01:54,040 Listen. Let's get to breakfast. We gotta sober you up. 40 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:56,319 CRASHING Episode 8 41 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:58,439 I don't understand why we're eating breakfast here. 42 00:01:58,519 --> 00:02:00,760 Why can't we eat breakfast in a strip club ? 43 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:02,120 That was... Oh, hi. 44 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:04,599 Hey, sweetie. How you doin' ? Good to see ya. 45 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:06,599 Wait. Where's that smile I ordered ? 46 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:09,159 There's an ass right by your head. 47 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:12,639 Yeah, that's the point. Well, look at it. Go ahead. 48 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:16,680 I don't see anything. I'm just seeing you. 49 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:20,400 That is an odd choice, man. Between me and a woman's ass ? 50 00:02:20,719 --> 00:02:22,400 This isn't helping breakfast. 51 00:02:22,479 --> 00:02:25,840 It's such a surprise that your wife wanted the company of somebody else. 52 00:02:25,919 --> 00:02:27,520 Man, do you talk like this around her ? 53 00:02:27,599 --> 00:02:29,759 - I happen to be a very sexual person. - Oh, yeah ? 54 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:32,560 I just don't flap it around like a dick in the wind. 55 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:35,439 Is that your type ? That's not your type ? What is your type ? 56 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:38,120 If I was in the privacy of my own home with this, 57 00:02:38,199 --> 00:02:41,800 I would have wonderful consensual sex with this woman 58 00:02:41,879 --> 00:02:43,919 if we went out twelve to fourteen times. 59 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,639 You can have consensual sex with any of these women, 60 00:02:45,719 --> 00:02:48,400 as long as you give 'em like four hundred dollars. 61 00:02:48,479 --> 00:02:51,479 What's really weird is I was supposed to be at a baptism today. 62 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:53,120 Why would you want to go to a baptism ? 63 00:02:53,199 --> 00:02:56,719 My roommate from college, his wife went through the whole thing. 64 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:58,120 She's getting baptized today. 65 00:02:58,199 --> 00:03:00,120 Why you still talk to your college roommate's wife ? 66 00:03:00,199 --> 00:03:02,159 I don't talk to my sister anymore. 67 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:05,159 - How you doin' ? - Hi. 68 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:06,800 - Hi. - Hi. 69 00:03:06,879 --> 00:03:08,280 Come here. 70 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:12,879 My buddy here is not that experienced. Give him an education. 71 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:14,759 - Okay. - You understand ? Whatever... 72 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:17,000 - Let's just leave it alone. - Shut up. You're gonna love this. 73 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:19,400 - Fine. I'm doing this under protest. - What's to protest ? 74 00:03:19,479 --> 00:03:21,080 Hi. I'm sorry, very sorry. 75 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:23,000 You're dancing with a hot chick under protest. 76 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:25,520 - I don't know what to do with you, man. - I don't know what to do. 77 00:03:25,599 --> 00:03:28,599 Clearly. Don't come back until you have Hepatitis C. 78 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:31,240 - Okay. - Go get 'em, buddy. 79 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:40,400 - Sit down. - Sure. It's like Jambi's house. 80 00:03:40,479 --> 00:03:41,800 Hey, sit down. 81 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:46,039 That's not as soft as I thought it would be, but... Lovely. 82 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:48,080 - Open your legs. - Okay. 83 00:03:48,759 --> 00:03:50,599 Now tell me what you like. 84 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:55,639 I like... free WiFi. Matt Damon. 85 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:59,800 I love breakfast for dinner. It's great. 86 00:04:00,199 --> 00:04:02,879 That's... It's a lot. 87 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:05,039 Just relax. 88 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:10,919 I didn't know there was a... This is the lap part then ? 89 00:04:11,759 --> 00:04:13,800 You're a very good dancer. 90 00:04:13,879 --> 00:04:15,120 - You like that ? - Yeah. 91 00:04:15,199 --> 00:04:19,240 You like to dance ? Just relax, okay ? Enjoy. Yeah ? 92 00:04:19,319 --> 00:04:20,959 - Okay. - Yeah. Oh, yeah. 93 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:22,600 There's so many signs that say "No touching." 94 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,360 Oh, that's okay. 95 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:29,680 Your friend ordered off menu. 96 00:04:30,959 --> 00:04:34,120 - What's your name ? - My name's Peter. Short for Pete. 97 00:04:34,199 --> 00:04:38,199 - Pete. Give it up, Pete. - No, no, no. 98 00:04:39,759 --> 00:04:43,199 - It's just I'm a ticklish boy. - It's fun. You having fun ? Yeah ? 99 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:48,600 - Pete. - Pete. I'm sorry. Sorry. Hold on. 100 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:52,240 Sorry. This is degrading. 101 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:55,639 Degrading ? Just... 102 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:57,720 - For who ? - For you. 103 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:01,680 - For me ? - You're being degraded, right ? 104 00:05:01,759 --> 00:05:04,720 - Excuse me ? - You're grinding on my... for cash. 105 00:05:05,399 --> 00:05:07,759 What the fuck do you do for a living ? 106 00:05:07,839 --> 00:05:10,160 I'm a stand-up. I do comedy. 107 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,959 - Oh, shit. A fuckin' comedian ? - Yeah. 108 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:16,399 Oh, okay. So you stand up on stage at a bar 109 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:19,720 and show your comedy titties to strangers, and that's okay ? 110 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:21,079 It's my passion. 111 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:23,800 No one's a fuckin' bigger degenerate than a comic ! 112 00:05:23,879 --> 00:05:27,160 I used to date Jim Norton. He owes me fuckin' four thousand dollars. 113 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:30,639 He can't even afford to get his own parking spot in Manhattan. 114 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:32,439 - You got a parking spot ? - No... 115 00:05:32,519 --> 00:05:36,000 I make fourteen hundred dollars a night. How much do you make ? 116 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:37,879 What are you gonna do when you're 60 ? 117 00:05:37,959 --> 00:05:40,480 Tell jokes at fuckin' Yuk Yuk's in Calgary ? 118 00:05:40,959 --> 00:05:43,519 You think you're funny ? You think you're funnier than Kat Williams ? 119 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:45,439 I don't do that kind of humor... 120 00:05:45,519 --> 00:05:48,480 Every motherfucker and their mother has a one-hour special. 121 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:51,639 There's more demand because people have an appreciation for the art form. 122 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:56,480 It don't mean dick. Comedy died with Richard Pryor. 123 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:59,439 You know what ? I'm done talkin' to your ass. 124 00:05:59,519 --> 00:06:03,079 We got three more songs, and I don't want to hear nothin' else no more. 125 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:05,279 - Okay. I'm sorry. - Three more songs. 126 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:07,839 Spank it, you Jim Gaffigan rip-off ! 127 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:09,560 What ? 128 00:06:09,639 --> 00:06:12,560 I'm gonna give some balls before you leave here. 129 00:06:13,519 --> 00:06:14,959 Okay. That didn't feel good. 130 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:17,399 Good day. 131 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:19,240 God. 132 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:22,639 Shit. 133 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,399 So, where to now ? 134 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:28,680 I feel worse. You liked that ? 135 00:06:28,759 --> 00:06:31,240 What are you talkin' about, "liked ?" Of course. You don't like that ? 136 00:06:31,319 --> 00:06:33,000 Depressing. She yelled at me. 137 00:06:33,079 --> 00:06:35,160 Where the fuck are you from ? I can't believe it. 138 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:37,240 You never knew there were legs and eggs before. 139 00:06:37,319 --> 00:06:40,040 I'm a bad friend, Artie. I should be with my friend today. 140 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:43,480 - I should be at the baptism. - Fine ! I'll got the baptism with ya. 141 00:06:44,639 --> 00:06:46,279 You want to go to a baptism ? 142 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:48,120 I'm a comedian. I work 45 minutes a night. 143 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:50,000 I got tons o' hours to kill during the day. 144 00:06:50,079 --> 00:06:52,360 - Hey, Art. - Hey, Jimmy Norton. 145 00:06:52,439 --> 00:06:53,720 - Good to see you, man. - Good to see you, buddy. 146 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:54,920 Goin' for the breakfast ? 147 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,120 It's the best time to come. Always come before noon. 148 00:06:57,199 --> 00:06:58,920 The girls need you more than you need them. 149 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,839 You really fuckin' drive down prices before noon. 150 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,319 Good news. We're on our way to a baptism. 151 00:07:02,399 --> 00:07:04,000 - Pray for me, will ya ? - Of course. 152 00:07:04,079 --> 00:07:05,759 - Nice meeting you. - Nice to meet you. 153 00:07:23,959 --> 00:07:25,920 Is there air conditioning under that tent ? 154 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,160 No, it's outside. It's like a wedding. 155 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:30,759 Pay attention. You might get somethin' out of it, you know ? 156 00:07:30,839 --> 00:07:32,360 I gotta pay attention ? 157 00:07:32,439 --> 00:07:35,600 I'm beginning to feel like I'm on the opposing team's court. 158 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:42,720 Thank you, Lord, for this food. 159 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:46,519 Dude, I'm freakin' out. When do they bring out the Nikes and Kool-Aid ? 160 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,079 After the service or before ? 161 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:50,040 These are good people. They're loving people. 162 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:52,720 They'll be very nice to you. Just try to blend in. 163 00:07:53,439 --> 00:07:54,759 Pete ? 164 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:58,199 - Hey, Skowie. What's up, man ? - I'm so glad you could make it. 165 00:07:58,279 --> 00:07:59,519 - Nice to see you. - You, too. 166 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:02,759 - Ellen, hi. - Hey, hi. So good to see you. 167 00:08:02,839 --> 00:08:04,839 Hey, how you doin' ? Artie Lange. How you doin', alright ? 168 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:07,199 Yeah. Take care of yourself. Take care. 169 00:08:07,279 --> 00:08:09,240 - "Elf" ? - It's my friend, Artie. 170 00:08:09,319 --> 00:08:12,439 - He's in "Elf". We love that movie. - Yeah. It's a great film. 171 00:08:12,519 --> 00:08:15,600 We rent a movie every Friday. We call it "Movie Night." 172 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:19,480 - And who's this ? - Can you say, "Hi," Penny ? 173 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:21,160 Hi. Hi, Petey. I'm Penny. 174 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:23,160 - Can I hold her ? - Yeah, of course. Watch the head. 175 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:26,000 - Oh my goodness. - I know. 176 00:08:27,759 --> 00:08:30,920 It's time to be a baby, holding baby... 177 00:08:31,839 --> 00:08:33,960 Just pull her dress down, Peter, in the back. 178 00:08:34,039 --> 00:08:37,679 This is amazing. I'm so happy for you. Getting baptized, this is huge. 179 00:08:37,759 --> 00:08:39,120 It's been an eventful year. 180 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:41,240 I just think this is a really good time to hit reset 181 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:43,759 and just rededicate myself to the Lord. 182 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:46,519 - Okay. - Alright, just... 183 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:49,399 You always want the back... The back of the head. Okay, okay. 184 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:50,960 - Alright, Peter. - Okay, look at that. 185 00:08:51,039 --> 00:08:53,200 - Okay, we'll take her back. - Okay. Thanks. 186 00:08:53,279 --> 00:08:55,600 - There we go. - My God. 187 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:58,879 - There he is. - Speaking of... Good to see you. 188 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:00,200 - Nice to see you. - Hi, Pastor. 189 00:09:00,279 --> 00:09:03,120 - Steven, Ellen, big day today. - I'm so excited. 190 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:05,200 I hope it's not a new dress. 191 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:07,679 - Now, that is comic. - He's so funny. 192 00:09:07,759 --> 00:09:10,159 - Pete, we should catch up. - I would love to. You wanna... 193 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:13,080 - Yeah, let's walk over to our office. - Yeah, sure. Great, great. 194 00:09:13,159 --> 00:09:15,600 - Bye, Peter. Bye, Pastor. - Bye, Penny. 195 00:09:15,679 --> 00:09:17,320 - See you. - Thanks again for coming. 196 00:09:18,879 --> 00:09:23,000 - So what's up ? How are you ? - I'm fine. I'm good. 197 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:24,480 You sure ? 198 00:09:25,879 --> 00:09:27,720 Yeah, I'm good. Why ? 199 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:30,600 Just, you know, you hear things. 200 00:09:31,039 --> 00:09:33,240 I don't know what people have been saying, but... 201 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:35,639 That's fine. We don't have to talk about it. 202 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:38,639 I just wanted to bring you in and offer ya some support, 203 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:42,159 and I'd love to lift you up in prayer if that's okay. 204 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:45,759 Yeah, of course. That would be great. 205 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:47,240 Great. So... 206 00:09:49,039 --> 00:09:53,120 Heavenly Father, we want to thank you for this glorious day 207 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:56,360 and this opportunity to sit down with our brother, Peter, 208 00:09:56,440 --> 00:10:00,440 and help him through this trying and wicked, debaucherous time. 209 00:10:00,519 --> 00:10:03,799 You are with us, especially when we need you the most. 210 00:10:03,879 --> 00:10:04,919 Yes, Lord. 211 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:09,120 And as Pete has lowered himself to begging on the streets of Manhattan, 212 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:12,720 pleading with strangers for money, for food... 213 00:10:12,799 --> 00:10:14,519 - Sorry. - Lord, we ask... Yes ? 214 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:17,919 I'm not begging on the streets. That's not... 215 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:21,519 Julie Chaney said she saw you panhandling in the West Village. 216 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:24,320 You were wearing ragged clothes... It was very sad. 217 00:10:24,399 --> 00:10:27,399 No, no, I'm doing stand-up. I'm handing out fliers. 218 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:29,759 - Okay. - So I'm not... 219 00:10:30,279 --> 00:10:34,799 Dear God, we ask that you forgive Peter for sins, 220 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:39,480 for laws he may have broken, especially laws involving arson. 221 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:43,399 - Also, laws that don't involve arson. - Okay, no... 222 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:47,679 I'm so sorry. Again, I haven't broken any laws. 223 00:10:47,759 --> 00:10:50,480 Okay, Adam Johnson, he reads the police blotter, 224 00:10:50,559 --> 00:10:52,919 and he told me that there was a fire at your house 225 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,200 and you fled the scene. You burnt down a garage. 226 00:10:55,279 --> 00:10:58,799 I didn't... Okay, no. That's another misunderstanding. 227 00:10:58,879 --> 00:11:02,000 There... I had a garage sale, Jess and I, 228 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:04,159 and there was a fire, but I didn't flee the scene. 229 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:08,559 I left with some things... and the fire was extinguished. 230 00:11:08,639 --> 00:11:11,879 - Are you doing drugs ? - Am I ? No, I'm not doing drugs. 231 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:16,279 Okay, Stacey Chase said she saw you tweet about having the munchies. 232 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:18,000 Hashtag-FlamingHotCheetos. 233 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:20,960 I smoked some pot, yeah. I want to get back out, so... 234 00:11:21,039 --> 00:11:23,480 - Okay, let's just finish this up then. - Yeah. 235 00:11:24,039 --> 00:11:28,919 - Lord, Pete's marriage's fallen apart. - Yes, Father. 236 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:33,200 And we know it's because Jess had an affair. 237 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:37,480 I'm sorry. I thought you were gonna stop me again. 238 00:11:37,559 --> 00:11:39,200 That one's correct, yes. 239 00:11:39,279 --> 00:11:43,559 Lord, forgive Peter for forcing his wife into the arms of another man. 240 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,679 Is it true that you walked in on her with two men ? 241 00:11:48,279 --> 00:11:49,279 No. 242 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,720 Kevin Sparks has a porn addiction that he's dealing with, 243 00:11:51,799 --> 00:11:55,000 and he said he saw a video of you two on a cuckolding website. 244 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:56,480 - That wasn't us. - It wasn't you ? 245 00:11:56,559 --> 00:11:59,000 Can you wrap it up ? Amen. 246 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:02,840 I have to say it. Amen. You know, Jess is here today. 247 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:05,399 - She is ? - Yeah, she's here. 248 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,360 - How you doin' ? - Hey. 249 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,279 - Have a good time ? - Yeah, how about you ? 250 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:27,799 Are you kidding ? Look at me. I'm Christian mingling. 251 00:12:27,879 --> 00:12:29,679 - I'm Artie, by the way. - Stephanie, hi. 252 00:12:29,759 --> 00:12:31,039 Nice to meet you. 253 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:37,120 - You with anybody or hangin' out ? - I'm just hangin' out. 254 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:44,080 Hey, how does this work ? I thought they only baptized babies. 255 00:12:44,519 --> 00:12:46,679 Well, I mean, some churches do. 256 00:12:46,759 --> 00:12:49,000 We prefer when people can make their own big decisions. 257 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:50,720 So we do it with adults. 258 00:12:50,799 --> 00:12:53,320 Kinda like John the Baptist with Jesus. 259 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,840 Oh, right. Okay. Good guy, John the Baptist. 260 00:12:56,919 --> 00:13:00,320 Not a lot of career options with that name... John the Baptist. 261 00:13:00,759 --> 00:13:04,399 - It's like my cousin, Joe the Foot. - He's a foot ? 262 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:05,960 He got one foot. 263 00:13:07,519 --> 00:13:09,159 Think I'll sit down. See ya. 264 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:11,279 So I'll see you later then for sure, right ? Alright. 265 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:15,039 This is free, I hope. Right ? 266 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:20,480 - Hey. Hi. - Oh my God, Pete. 267 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:24,679 - Sorry, I wasn't expecting to see you. - Well... 268 00:13:24,759 --> 00:13:28,200 - I thought you weren't going to church. - Well, no, I'm here to suppose Ellen. 269 00:13:28,639 --> 00:13:29,720 - Ellen ? - Yeah. 270 00:13:29,799 --> 00:13:33,840 - I thought you hated Ellen. - I kinda do, but she invited me, so... 271 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:36,120 I'm here or Steve. 272 00:13:37,679 --> 00:13:42,519 - Where's Leif ? - Oh, he's not here. He's... It's... 273 00:13:43,399 --> 00:13:46,440 - What ? - It's over. 274 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:49,440 Oh my God. 275 00:13:49,519 --> 00:13:52,200 Yeah. I thought it was this whole other thing, 276 00:13:52,279 --> 00:13:54,519 and then he said he was leaving his wife, 277 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:57,200 but he was still with her, so... 278 00:13:57,279 --> 00:14:01,080 - Are they still together ? - One assumes. 279 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,240 I'm so sorry. 280 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,559 Then she called and threatened me, so now she has my number, 281 00:14:05,639 --> 00:14:07,519 which has been really fun. 282 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:15,519 I've spent a lot of the past week fantasizing about you guys breaking up, 283 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,799 but now I just feel terrible for you. 284 00:14:19,399 --> 00:14:21,600 Yeah, it's weird. I was so worried about you this whole time, 285 00:14:21,679 --> 00:14:24,480 and it seems like you're doing better than all of us. 286 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:31,480 I don't know. It's not exactly what I thought out there, you know ? 287 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:33,039 - Really ? - I don't... 288 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:37,000 Hello, everyone ! Good afternoon. Before we begin today's journey, 289 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:40,240 I want to invite all of you to a game of tag. 290 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:41,320 He still does this ? 291 00:14:41,399 --> 00:14:44,480 And, no, I don't mean we're gonna run around and chase each other. 292 00:14:45,159 --> 00:14:46,279 Laughs every time. 293 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:49,840 No, I mean some T-A-G. Time alone with God. 294 00:14:49,919 --> 00:14:52,360 Let's take advantage of these beautiful grounds. 295 00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:56,279 I want everyone to take a walk and clear your minds. 296 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:59,120 Open your hearts to what's about to happen. 297 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,120 So I'll see you all in a few minutes. 298 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,879 Please return at the sound of the triangle. 299 00:15:06,919 --> 00:15:08,240 - Jess. - Pete, listen. 300 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:11,000 Could we do this whole walk in the woods thing together ? 301 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:13,120 I don't want to be alone with God, you know ? 302 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,879 It gets in my head, and then I go to a bad place, right ? 303 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,200 Hold on, Artie. 304 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:21,240 Yeah, I need to smoke. I need a smoke. 305 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,679 Jess. Hey. 306 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,480 Do you mind if I walk with ya ? 307 00:15:30,559 --> 00:15:33,960 Time alone with God, right ? Feels familiar. 308 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:39,080 Yeah, I feel like a tourist. Like this used to be our life, you know. 309 00:15:40,759 --> 00:15:43,240 I'm sorry, I feel like I need to do this alone. 310 00:15:44,159 --> 00:15:47,000 - I'm sorry. - I just... I have a lot to think about. 311 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:50,039 Being back here and seeing all these people 312 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:53,879 just reminds me of what I used to have and what I want. 313 00:15:54,919 --> 00:15:57,879 I don't know. Excuse me. 314 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:10,279 - Hey. How you doin' ? - Hey. 315 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:14,000 Hey, you mind if I bum one of those ? Yeah, thanks. 316 00:16:14,519 --> 00:16:18,399 Not a big woods guy, so, thank you. These things are valuable here. 317 00:16:22,879 --> 00:16:24,559 Thank you. 318 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,679 Oh, that feels good. 319 00:16:27,759 --> 00:16:31,519 A cigarette after lunch is like one of the 40 best cigarettes of the day. 320 00:16:34,759 --> 00:16:37,000 - Can I ask you somethin' ? - Sure. 321 00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:42,720 Come on. Time alone with God ? Come on, come on. 322 00:16:42,799 --> 00:16:44,840 - That's your question ? - I don't know. 323 00:16:44,919 --> 00:16:48,320 Starin' into leaves and shit, all this spirituality, and, I mean... 324 00:16:48,399 --> 00:16:50,120 You want to know how I'm buyin' into all this ? 325 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:53,320 You seem like a reasonable person. You seem rational, right ? 326 00:16:53,399 --> 00:16:55,799 Yeah, I want to know if it's real or if it's bullshit, 327 00:16:55,879 --> 00:16:58,240 because if it's real, I gotta talk to ya. 328 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:01,080 I don't know, I need more details. I just do. 329 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:08,599 Early in the morning, 330 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:16,880 My soul will rise to thee 331 00:17:19,559 --> 00:17:24,880 Only thou art holy 332 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:31,400 Lord God almighty ! 333 00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:38,519 God in three persons 334 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:43,119 Blessed tree... 335 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:45,440 - Leave me alone ! - Hey ! 336 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:48,480 Just get out of here ! Get away from me ! 337 00:17:48,559 --> 00:17:50,440 - Hey ! - Stop it. You're scaring me ! 338 00:17:50,519 --> 00:17:51,759 Jess ! 339 00:17:51,839 --> 00:17:52,880 Oh God ! 340 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:56,279 What ?! Leif ! What are you doing here ? 341 00:17:56,359 --> 00:17:58,960 - I can't believe you followed me here. - You're not answering my calls, Jess. 342 00:17:59,039 --> 00:18:01,160 Of course I'm not answering your calls ! I don't want to talk to you. 343 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:04,319 I had to follow you to talk to you. What is he doing here ? 344 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,960 This is our church ! We're members ! We belong here. 345 00:18:07,039 --> 00:18:10,240 Okay, fine. I understand that. Peter, Jess. 346 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:14,920 I have to say I'm so, so sorry. I made a huge mistake. 347 00:18:15,319 --> 00:18:17,920 I came here to tell you that I talked to my wife. 348 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,359 You said it was done before. 349 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:22,519 I'm so sorry it took so long, but she is a scary human being. 350 00:18:22,599 --> 00:18:24,920 She would grab me and be physical with me and toss me around, 351 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,079 and I had to take it. 352 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:28,920 I don't know what abuse is, but I'm pretty sure she abused me. 353 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,880 I met his wife. She wasn't that scary. 354 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:34,799 - You're a fucking hippie douche bag ! - What were the last seven months ? 355 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:38,319 - This started seven months ago ?! - It wasn't serious for that long. 356 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,240 Oh, just casual adultery ?! 357 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,519 You're in the program, right ? 358 00:18:43,599 --> 00:18:44,960 What makes you think I'm in the program ? 359 00:18:45,039 --> 00:18:48,839 Well, I'm looking at your face. You look like you snorted the Big Book. 360 00:18:49,759 --> 00:18:52,559 Thank you, sweetie. I run into Don Rickles in the woods. 361 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:54,799 - Are you in a program ? - Yeah. 362 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:58,519 It's not helpin' me, obviously. And, clearly, something's helped you. 363 00:18:58,599 --> 00:19:01,880 I'm looking for somethin', but I can't buy into this. 364 00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:05,079 Come on. You know about the higher power. 365 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:06,559 That's the one part I could never buy into. 366 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:07,720 Why not ? 367 00:19:07,799 --> 00:19:10,359 Because what is that ? So vague. Higher power ? What does that mean ? 368 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:13,240 - It's the easiest part. - So what is it ? Be specific. 369 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:16,079 It's about letting go and not holding on to something. It's just letting go. 370 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:19,400 - Letting go of what ? - I don't know. Like, look around. 371 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,480 Who made all this ? You think it just happened ? 372 00:19:22,559 --> 00:19:25,319 That's the best argument, I guess. I don't know, but to me, 373 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,759 this is like we could be on the set of Jurassic Park. 374 00:19:27,839 --> 00:19:31,279 - And that would be cool ? - Yeah, but it wouldn't be God. 375 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:34,000 It would be, you know, Teamsters and a couple of guys 376 00:19:34,079 --> 00:19:36,359 in the Carpenters Union who Spielberg knows. 377 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:38,720 My point is there's an explanation for everything. 378 00:19:38,799 --> 00:19:41,720 - This could be manmade. - It's not. 379 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:44,799 Convince me. 380 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:47,720 I need a real relationship. You're off in another planet. 381 00:19:47,799 --> 00:19:49,240 Explain our love. 382 00:19:49,319 --> 00:19:51,279 I was in a trance, and now I'm out of it. 383 00:19:51,359 --> 00:19:53,839 We just had good sex together, and that was confusing to me, 384 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:55,319 'cause I've never had an orgasm before, 385 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,880 and that's what was really messing with my mind. 386 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:57,960 But it was just an orgasm. 387 00:19:58,039 --> 00:20:01,000 Our eleven hour sessions are one of the deepest, 388 00:20:01,079 --> 00:20:03,839 most ritualistic experiences of love I've ever had, 389 00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:05,359 and I need that with you forever. 390 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:07,480 My friends think I'm like a wicked fucking idiot 391 00:20:07,799 --> 00:20:09,920 who had sex with the hand turkey guy ! 392 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,359 You're not even a real artist, okay ? I'm an idiot for fucking you ! 393 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:14,440 Thank you. 394 00:20:14,519 --> 00:20:19,279 That all hurts, and I thank you for having the courage to give it to me, 395 00:20:19,359 --> 00:20:22,559 but whatever person you need me to become, I will become that. 396 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:24,880 I don't want you to become that. I want you to be that ! 397 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:28,440 - I will be that after I become it ! - It's over, okay ? 398 00:20:29,279 --> 00:20:32,480 Jess, we can't end an argument negatively. 399 00:20:34,279 --> 00:20:36,519 What does she... Is she always like that ? 400 00:20:36,599 --> 00:20:39,440 - What do you want me to say ? - Give me the courage. 401 00:20:41,559 --> 00:20:44,440 It's like quantum physics, right ? String theory. 402 00:20:44,519 --> 00:20:49,440 You ever notice how the further down you get into the sub-atomic particles, 403 00:20:50,039 --> 00:20:52,759 the more mystery there is, the less we understand. 404 00:20:52,839 --> 00:20:57,000 I don't get it on the most, you know, just basic and most surface of levels. 405 00:20:57,319 --> 00:20:59,480 What I'm saying is that it's all the same thing. 406 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:02,839 Like science and religion and all of that, it's all the same. 407 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:06,680 It's just us trying to understand it. Science is trying to photograph it, 408 00:21:06,759 --> 00:21:08,480 and people go to church to try to feel it. 409 00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:11,599 Honestly, I'm trying to pretend that I understand what you're talking about, 410 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:15,160 but in- in high school, I thought the blue part of the globe was the sky. 411 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:18,440 So I'm not deep. I don't understand what the hell you're talking about. 412 00:21:18,519 --> 00:21:21,920 I know that's hard to not have anything to believe in, 413 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,119 but it's easier to if you try. 414 00:21:25,759 --> 00:21:28,920 I guess, but, look, I've done a lot of bad things. 415 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:30,880 I've probably done a lot worse than you. 416 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:34,480 Oh, come on. Now, you know, I'm callin' bullshit. What did you do ? 417 00:21:34,799 --> 00:21:37,160 That's not a first-time-we-meet conversation. 418 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:39,680 Maybe it's a second-time-we-meet conversation. 419 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:45,279 - I'll try it. I'll give it a shot. - Alright. 420 00:21:45,359 --> 00:21:47,759 - You believe me ? - Yeah, I believe you. 421 00:21:47,839 --> 00:21:51,480 - That's where girls go wrong. - Come on. 422 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,359 Christ of my own heart, 423 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:06,720 Whatever befall 424 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:10,480 Still be my vision, 425 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:15,000 Oh, ruler of all... 426 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:20,839 Wasn't that lovely ? 427 00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:23,960 You'll notice there are no babies being baptized today. 428 00:22:24,039 --> 00:22:26,559 That's not just for water safety. 429 00:22:27,119 --> 00:22:30,200 It's because we practice a believer's baptism, 430 00:22:30,279 --> 00:22:34,720 and unlike, say, the Catholics, who are sprinkling babies all willy-nilly, 431 00:22:35,319 --> 00:22:37,000 we have a three-week course. 432 00:22:37,079 --> 00:22:38,839 So, Glen. 433 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,480 - You need to leave Jess alone. - Don't interfere in our destiny, Peter. 434 00:22:52,559 --> 00:22:55,839 Do you pledge your life to the service and love of Christ ? 435 00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:57,599 I do. 436 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,519 - Welcome home, brother. - Oh, yeah ! 437 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:06,480 Praise Jesus ! 438 00:23:09,839 --> 00:23:12,640 We all need forgiveness. We all need redemption. 439 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:16,440 We all need to come home. Right ? That's what this is about. 440 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,599 All of us stray from the path sometimes. 441 00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:22,200 Your wife tried to Shania Twain me, by the way. 442 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:25,640 - What does that mean ? - Means she tried to fuck me. 443 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:31,200 Just like the church, we represent God welcoming you home. 444 00:23:32,319 --> 00:23:34,359 Sure, you've made some mistakes. 445 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:36,160 You've done some things you're not proud of. 446 00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:39,160 You've made some choices that you regret. 447 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:42,480 Church is still here. God forgives you. 448 00:23:42,559 --> 00:23:45,720 All you have to do is ask. Isn't that good news ? 449 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:49,160 - Ellen. - Let's do this. 450 00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:51,440 - You ready to come home ? - Wait ! 451 00:23:51,519 --> 00:23:54,200 - Wait what ? - Jess. Jess ! 452 00:23:54,279 --> 00:23:56,519 - I need this. - Unacceptable. I'm next. I'm second. 453 00:23:56,599 --> 00:23:58,559 - Jessica, this is not okay. - I need this, Pastor. 454 00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:00,440 - Jessica, come on. - Now, please, please. Let me do this. 455 00:24:00,519 --> 00:24:03,680 - Jessica, what are you doing ? - Please, let me come home. Please. 456 00:24:03,759 --> 00:24:06,240 This is a ceremony. These people took a three-week course. 457 00:24:06,319 --> 00:24:07,799 Monday and Tuesday ! Nine to four ! 458 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,680 But you know I know all the basics. Just let me do it. 459 00:24:09,759 --> 00:24:10,759 You've already been baptized... 460 00:24:10,839 --> 00:24:12,720 I know, but I've strayed too far. I need to come home. 461 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:14,240 Okay, Jessica. I don't think 462 00:24:14,319 --> 00:24:17,079 that you are in the right place for this personally. 463 00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:18,839 - Get her outa there ! - Shut up, Ellen ! 464 00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:21,839 - You shut up ! - Just dunk me and let me be risen ! 465 00:24:22,839 --> 00:24:25,119 Jessica, we are all aware in this congregation 466 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,559 that you've been unfaithful to Pete. 467 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:30,079 You cheated on him with an art teacher. 468 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:32,000 - Jess ! - Hey, don't stand up. 469 00:24:32,079 --> 00:24:33,799 Sweetheart ! That's bullshit ! 470 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,079 Baby ! You don't need God, you just need me. 471 00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,240 - Okay, sir. - What are you doing ?! 472 00:24:38,319 --> 00:24:40,680 This is very inappropriate. You need to get out of the pool. 473 00:24:40,759 --> 00:24:43,519 I can't. Sweetheart, I love you so much. 474 00:24:43,599 --> 00:24:45,720 I'm so sorry, so sorry. 475 00:24:45,799 --> 00:24:49,599 I get this, though. This is a cool ceremony. Congratulations. 476 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:54,319 Jess, I love you. I need you. And I want us to just go home. 477 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,200 That's what I want. I want to go home. 478 00:24:56,279 --> 00:24:59,680 You don't need God. You're God and I'm God. 479 00:24:59,759 --> 00:25:03,119 God is love, and together we make God. Let's go home and make some God. 480 00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:04,440 We can do it. Ask God. 481 00:25:04,519 --> 00:25:07,359 Okay, none of that is true, and most of it didn't make any sense. 482 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:10,039 - How do you know, Officer ? - Officer ? I'm a pastor. 483 00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:11,880 - So am I. - Really ? Of what ? 484 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:13,519 Pastor of life. 485 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:18,160 I love you so much, Jess, and I want to be with you for the rest of my life. 486 00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:19,839 I've known that since we met. 487 00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,799 - I've made too many mistakes. - That's okay. 488 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:23,680 I've strayed off my path. 489 00:25:24,279 --> 00:25:27,480 Jess ! No ! Wait ! Jess, hold on. 490 00:25:27,559 --> 00:25:30,119 I've made mistakes, too. Hold on. 491 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:33,839 - Sorry, will you hold this, please ? - Sure. 492 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:37,160 Wait ! You don't have to do this. I forgive you. 493 00:25:38,079 --> 00:25:40,440 Okay. Okay. Steps. 494 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:44,400 Jess, we both strayed from the path, but I forgive you. 495 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,599 Please forgive me. We need to go home. 496 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:49,119 It's not about your forgiveness. It's something I have to do for myself. 497 00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,640 - I want to come back. - I can't go back with you. 498 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,319 Jess and I are together now. 499 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,799 What are you talking about, man ? Help me ! 500 00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:59,839 Help you ? I'm not gonna help you get back with my wife. 501 00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:02,319 - We're a family. - I thought you were a comedian now. 502 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:04,839 I don't have to be a comedian. It's a hobby. 503 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:08,240 I can make you laugh. I could make our kids laugh. 504 00:26:08,319 --> 00:26:10,200 You don't want to be with him, Jess. You weren't happy. 505 00:26:10,279 --> 00:26:11,720 We can put the genie back in the bottle. 506 00:26:11,799 --> 00:26:13,880 - You can't put genies back in bottles ! - Shut up ! 507 00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:16,599 - They're out ! - Shut up ! Shut up ! Shut up ! 508 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,440 I trust Jesus ! 509 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,759 Hallelujah ! Oh ! She is risen ! 510 00:26:26,839 --> 00:26:30,319 That did not count. That did not count, everyone ! None of this counts. 511 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:39,039 Jess, you don't understand. I have nothing. 512 00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:41,160 I have no job, I have no money. 513 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:43,759 I have no prospects. I have nowhere to stay. 514 00:26:43,839 --> 00:26:45,680 I need to be with you. 515 00:26:45,759 --> 00:26:49,240 God will provide a way, Peter. He always does. 516 00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:54,119 What about Tampa, though ?! 517 00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:56,920 Jess ?! 518 00:26:57,319 --> 00:26:59,079 I put down a deposit ! 519 00:27:00,759 --> 00:27:03,599 Jess ! God. 520 00:27:04,839 --> 00:27:06,519 She wasn't that great. 521 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:15,440 - See ? This is church. - Yeah. I'll tell ya, this ain't bad. 522 00:27:32,759 --> 00:27:36,279 That's good stuff. Thank you, Lord. 523 00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:40,079 I've been doing a lot of reflecting lately 524 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,720 on the happiest moments of my life, and I thought of a big one. 525 00:27:42,799 --> 00:27:45,839 You ever make plans with someone you do not want to hang out with, 526 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:48,000 and then they cancel ? 527 00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:51,799 Does wet money work, man ? 528 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:57,160 What a rip. It's not enough anyway. 529 00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,440 I can't really help you out with the hotel, 530 00:27:59,519 --> 00:28:04,400 but my brother will wire me money in the next couple days. 531 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:07,599 I just gotta give him a call. He's a Bitcoin guy. 532 00:28:08,559 --> 00:28:12,079 Do you ever think about who existed in your environment 533 00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:14,880 before you came upon it ? 534 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:19,720 Like, for example, we are here, but who was here before we got here ? 535 00:28:19,799 --> 00:28:22,640 Who was here before this hotel was here ? 536 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:27,720 Maybe the Indians ? Maybe pioneers ? 537 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,000 Could be Vikings. 538 00:28:32,079 --> 00:28:35,799 There were no Vikings in upstate New York. 539 00:28:38,079 --> 00:28:39,799 Are you still mad ? 540 00:28:41,839 --> 00:28:44,559 Don't eat French fries with your foot. 541 00:28:46,599 --> 00:28:48,839 I'm really excited about our friendship, man. 542 00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:52,480 We're not friends. We're broke together. 543 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,839 That's how it starts. 544 00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:01,480 Would you be uncomfortable if I put on some adult fare ? 545 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:11,720 CRASHING 546 00:29:12,599 --> 00:29:14,960 End of episode 8